Friday, November 6, 2009

TNA Impact 11/5/09 Results and Review The Hogan Era Week 2

TNA Impact 11/5/09 Results

Beer Money Inc. defeated The British Invasion
Desmond Wolfe defeated Cody Deaner
Christopher Daniels vs Aj Styles no contest
Tara defeated Hamada
Bobby Lashley defeated Homicide
Taylor Wilde defeated Madison Rayne
Aj Styles defeated Daniels
Matt Morgan & Hernandez defeated Team 3-D via disqualification

TNA Impact 11/5/09 Review

The show opened up with a meeting that took place earlier with Dixie Carter and the whole TNA roster. She basically was giving that “I’m the boss” speech to all the guys, and it was now airing for the public. I’m not sure if it was a work or a shoot, but it sounded ok…I’m not sure what’s going on, nor do I really care.

Aj Styles opened up the real show, and Styles wanted answers to who is beating him up. Daniels came down…and he started to confront Aj Styles.

Beer Money Inc. defeated The British Invasion

This sloppy match really disappointed me. Both teams didn’t have any major offense, it was just half speed to the end. I hated this match. Beer Money won but who cares? The ref is an idiot. Erik Young introduced a world title and the ref literally put his arms up and said “uh oh!” and looked like an idiot. This match sucked.

Post match there was a melee, and on the ramp out came The Motor City Machine Guns, and security stopped things. This crap didn’t work in WCW, it’s not working now.

We now get twenty to thirty minutes of just backstage stuff. ODB gets beat up, Black Machismo gives an interview, Foley talks smack about Abyss, and that’s about it.

Desmond Wolfe defeated Cody Deaner

Desmond wins with a clothesline…that’s it. I hate this type of wrestling, and was bored. This is dumb.

Christopher Daniels vs Aj Styles no contest

Daniels was set to wrestle Styles with Samoa Joe as special guest referee, but backstage Aj Styles was attacked, meanwhile in ring Daniels got attacked by Joe. The match didn’t really happen.

Tara defeated Hamada

Tara was not getting a whole lot of offense in this match up. Hamada was really impressive in this match, and was quite good overall. However, Tara winning was a bit of an understatement of her abilities. The Widows Peak looked good, but that’s about it. Hamada looked to have injured her knee after a sick moonsault miss, but the match was somewhat short and really not that great.

Post match Awesome Kong came down to mop up Tara, but Tara leaped off the top rope in a sick swan dive into Kong and a body of security guards. You know something is wrong when your best spot in a match is after it’s over! Tara and Kong in the six sides of steel should be interesting…someone’s gotta blade though.

Mick Foley wasted about 20 minutes of time with talking to Abyss, and Scott Steiner was backstage talking about Hogan….I’m bored.

Bobby Lashley defeated Homicide

Homicide basically got pwned by Bobby Lashley. Lashley took a few hits from Homicide but then got worked and beaten fast. Lashley sucks.

Backstage Steiner was hitting on Lashley’s wife, he ran back there and there was a backstage brawl…man, who’s writing this bs?

Homicide attacked a ref and Amazing red came out to beat up Homicide.

This night of TNA was sucking big time…lame.

Taylor Wilde defeated Madison Rayne

This match was so short that when I got up to get coffee the whole match concluded. Post match The Beautiful people attacked, and a melee broke. It’s funny that although there is a big beatdown there’s no security…meanwhile earlier in the show there was a swarm of security for Awesome Kong and Tara’s melee….this sucks.

Aj Styles defeated Daniels

Even after the beatdown earlier, Styles and Daniels put a match together. This match was not given enough time to develop at all. This match was half speed, and eventually Styles was able to win. However, this match was just a trash match to say the least. Samoa Joe choked out Daniels.

Matt Morgan & Hernandez defeated Team 3-D via disqualification

Bubba Ray Dudley is getting fat again, he’s already large, but he’s putting on pounds. Hernandez was definitely getting the best of 3-d in this match up, as he had some great offense against the big time tag team. It wasn’t like Team 3-D was lying down, but man, they weren’t as intense as I’ve seen them in the past. This match turned out to be a dq with some lethal chairs, and a little help from Rhino. This match was building up quite well, then poop….I guess that’s TNA for you.

This night of wrestling sucked. Hogan wasn’t even on the show! What the heck? TNA sucks…screw it.

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