Monday, August 16, 2010

WWE Summerslam 2010 Results and Review

WWE SUmmerslam 2010 Results

Dolph Ziggler vs Kofi Kingston (no contest)
Melina defeated Alicia Fox
Big Show defeated The Straightedge Society
Randy Orton defeated Sheamus via dq
Kane defeated Rey Mysterio
Team Cena defeated Team Nexus

WWE Summerslam 2010 Review

I was expecting great things for this one. I didn't see it live, but I saw it after the fact. I'm a little late on the review because of circumstances out of my control, but here we go, how it all went down and what I think of one of the big 4 this year. SUMMERSLAM 2010!WOOOOOT!

First and foremost, the intro was the best intro I've Seen for WWE in a very long time. Not since the "In A perfect World" promo. This was amazing, the introduction promo was just amazing, simply the greatest edited promo in a seriously long time. I loved it, I absolutely loved the introduction to the ppv. I can't believe how good WWE can be sometimes. TNA doesn't even match, ever, this is amazing. Oh man, what an incredible introduction.

"What if they succceed?"

That was the greatest line.

Dolph Ziggler vs Kofi Kingston (no contest)

The opening match was the Intercontinental championship match and Ziggler was not intimidated by Kingston. Kingston was hitting fast and furious, but Ziggler was able to counter at all moments. There were some nice nearfalls, and for the most part Vickie Guerrero was a non factor. I enjoyed this one, and I thought Ziggler finally made it to the big show. I'm a fan, I've been a fan for a while. Ziggler was about to win this match but out came the Nexus 7!

The Nexus hit the ring and booted Ziggler. They then surrounded Kofi Kingston and beat him down! This was NOT forecasted, and it was awesome. He got the biggest beat down. I loved it. I wanted to just yell FU KOFI! YES! NEXUS WAS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF KOFI! YES YES YES!

Nobody came to Kofi's aid, which was interesting to see. Kofi should turn heel since no one helped him.

Melina defeated Alicia Fox

Melina sucks. I hate her. I hate Alicia Fox and the divas. This match was terrible. Melina's outfit was terrible. This match was a boredom movement I'll never get back. Melina wins...whatever.

Laycool came in and beat her up. Yep. It's sad to say that the most exciting thing in the divas division is laycool beating down Melina...sad.

Big Show defeated The Straightedge Society

THis match was ok at best. Big Show got the obvious win as CM Punk ditched his pals and let Show win with a chokeslam. I like Big Show enough, and this match had some quality moments. Big Show apparently didn't have an injured hand afterall. I liked it, Punk and Show will have to fight one on one someday and the SES is looking to end in the near future, that's for sure. Not a bad match, and not a great one either. I love looking at Serina....sigh....she's so cute.

Sheamus wanted to borrow the casket that was backstage from Kane to throw Randy Orton into. Kane said No.

The Miz came out and cut a nice promo. He basically told everyone that he was the only Hope for defeating Nexus. He said he was the future.

MIZ said he would join Team Cena tonight!

Randy Orton defeated Sheamus via dq

This match was very back and forth. Orton didn't have the upper hand too long and neither did Sheamus. Sheamus looked frustrated at one point and after a lot of exchanges of power moves and rest holds, Sheamus went out and got a chair! He got himself disqualified as the ref fell out of the ring. Orton looked hurt, like he messed up his shoulder again, and as the match was over, Orton hit Sheamus with a big low blow and this thing opened up big time. The match had some standard moves for both men, and nothing too crazy, but the post match well....that was Orton's moment to shine.

Post match, Orton grabbed Sheamus and tossed him out of the ring, and he went to the announcers table! He took out the monitors and he lost it, which was a nice bit of work. He threw Sheamus on to the table then climbed up and hit an RKO on the table! RKO on Sheamus on the TABLE! The table didn't break, but he left Sheamus basically dead. Not a great match, not a boring match, but no championship change for Orton, and Sheamus walks away champion yet again.

Kane defeated Rey Mysterio

Mysterio was hitting a lot of shots on Kane. Kane wasn't dominant in this match, at least not for the whole part. Rey hit so much offense, that it almost seemed like he wouldn't win, based on how dominant the little guy was for a change. They never book him strong as the champion, but as a challenger? He hits moves that you just don't see often fromt he guy. He spent a lot of moments hitting kane with kicks, leaps off the ropes, and while Kane did fight back, it was a majorly one sided affair, at least for a good portion of this match up. There was a casket at ringside, and Kane was trying to throw him in at several times. Kane blocked the 619 and was thrown into the Casket at one point and this thing turned around but it was Kane that was able to keep pushing against Mysterio. Mysterio hit the 619 and this thing looked like it was in th ebag, but Kane once again countered and this thing finally ended with a sick thud. Kane retains, and boy was it brutal for Mysterio. Mysterio can now go and get his knee fixed yet again, because this feud should be over, in my book. I liked the match, but it looked obvious over time that Rey wouldn't win. I hate how they book him weak during championship runs and then dominant during challenges...lame.

Post match, Kane hit Mysterio with another chokeslam and was going to throw him in the casket after another chokeslam, but alas, what we all knew was coming! A tombstone that looked like Mysterio hit his head on the mat and was dead, and then....

THE UNDERTAKER WAS IN THE CASKET AND HE ROSE UP! THE UNDERTAKER WAS IN THE CASKET! THE DEAD MAN IS BACK!

Yeah, yeah yeah. Another Kane vs Undertaker feud? Could the WWE telegraphed this any more? Every wrestling writer in the WORLD wrote this out, even I called it on this petty blog. EVERYONE wrote this one, everyone knew about this.

Undertaker came out and looked at Mysterio, and looked like he was going to take him out. He went to REY and UNDERTAKER said that it was him, and asked "WHY DID YOU DO IT REY" and then he grabbed him out of the corner after saying, "I Believe you" and it looked like he was going to chokeslam him to hell, but nope, he turned his gaze on Kane! He then attacked Kane...yep....man, what a terrible piece of writing. Kane beat up Taker, and that was that.

It's nice to see WWE helping Los Angeles. Lucky kids...wow. Lincoln Heights!! WOW! My old stomping grounds.

Team WWE came out and the 7th man was NOT MIZ. It was none other than DANIEL BRYAN! That's right, not the MIZ, it was DANIEL BRYAN?!?!?!

DANIEL BRYAN!!!!

DANIEL BRYAN!!!

DANIEL BRYAN!!!!

DANIEL BRYAN!!!!!

DANIEL BRYAN IS THE 7TH MAN! IT WAS DANIEL BRYAN!!!!!!

DANIEL BRYAN IS THE 7th MAN!!!

Team Cena defeated Team Nexus

This match had it all in terms of entertainment. This match was a nice fired mo match up. Bret Hart even got in and did MORE than he did at wrestlemania! I loved it. He was in there like a champ and every move was awesome! I was cheering big time. Short Elbows, hammering away, wow...Bret was awesome! Hart got himself disqualified by hitting Sheffield with a chair! People were getting eliminated left and right, and no one had a clear advantage for a good amount of time. I couldn't believe I was excited about this match as it was going on. I was thrilled with it, and for once, remembered what it was like to be a fan a real pr-wrestling fan. I didn't know who was going to win, and Daniel Bryan was there, my goodness. Wow, Justin Gabriel nearly killed Edge with a kick at one point....wrestling is fake, but for a split second I thought it was real.

At one point Jericho hit Cena and that was the end of Jericho! Edge and Cena jumped in at the same time and they started arguing! This was definitely looking like the beginning of the end! Edge was shoved into Cena and was eliminated as well, and Edge speared CENA on his way out! YES YES YES!

Edge and Jericho started beating up Cena on the outside, and that meant that Daniel Bryan and Cena were the last two left in the match against three members of Nexus. I'm already sick of Michael Cole hating Daniel Bryan, it's stupid. It's completely stupid.

Daniel Bryan finally got a tag into the match and he was on fire! He hit everything so clean, and it was awesome. He tee'd off on Heath Slater and the crowd ate it up! He put on the CROSSFACE and made SLATER TAP OUT! YES YES YES! DANIEL BRYAN! It came down 2 to 2....

The Miz ran down and knocked the crap out of Daniel Bryan with his briefcase! That's right, DANIEL BRYAN WAS KNOCKED OUT COMPLETELY by THE MIZ! He knocked out Daniel BRYAN! YEP! YEP! BRYAN IS OUT.

That left John Cena vs Wade Barrett and Justin Gabriel! Cena got in some great offense but the numbers game was definitely rising, and making this thing go nuts, and Cena was just getting whipped and beaten down. Finally, Cena was getting put into his place. I'm glad. He was getting beaten the crap out of, and I loved every minute. FU CENA! FU CENA is all I could think about in my head. Wade Barrett hit Cena with a ddt on the floor, with the mats pulled up. Cena was dead now, there was nothing left...he should've been dead.

Justin Gabriel went for the 450 SPLASH and Cena got up and out of the way, and eliminated Gabriel, then as Barrett walked in, CENA put on the STFU on BARRETT AND WON!

Yep.

SUPER FUCKIN CENA! FU FU WWE FU WWE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU FU WWE FU MOTHER GOD NO!

NO NO NO NON ON ONONONONONONO FUIWE:LFIJLIJW:EFINWEOFNWEFON

WHAT THE EFF? WHY?

WHY?

WHY WOULD CENA WIN? WHY?

I HATE YOU CENA DIE CENA DIE!

WHY? WHY?

CENA WINS!

SUMMERSLAM SUCKS!

WWE SUCKS

I can't believe this!

John CENA IS SUPERMAN! HE can't lose...there's no reason for this, there's aboslutely no reason for this piece of crap...I can't believe this...I Hate cena...so stupid, FU CENA! FU!

GOD WHY DO I WATCH THIS SHI*!

COme on!

COME ON!

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