WWE Hell In The Cell 2010 Results
Daniel Bryan defeated The Miz & John Morrison in a submissions count anywhere match
Randy Orton defeated Sheamus in a Hell in the Cell Match
Edge defeated Jack Swagger
Wade Barrett defeated John Cena
Natalya defeated Michelle McCool by disqualification
Kane defeated Undertaker in a hell in the cell match
WWE Hell In A Cell 2010 Review
Last night the WWE did yet another ppv with a theme. I am finally better from a cold, and am jacked on coffee, so here are my thoughts on the ppv that was....well....you'll see or didn't see...what do I know?
The opening match was the United States Title match...which was a surprise to me, but I guess it could've gotten good. My favorite falls count anywhere match? Kevin Sullivan vs Chris Benoit at The Great American Bash 1996.
Daniel Bryan defeated The Miz & John Morrison in a submissions count anywhere match
The match began fast paced, and the submissions were being taken out. We saw Cattle Mutilation at one point, Morrison using a variety of leg submissions, and The Miz also trying to get into the fray. The match was actually not haf bad, but if something stood out early on, it was Morrison's constant high risk offense, most of the time causing himself pain rather than hitting his opponents square. The guys ended up in the lower ramp area to the side of the stage, and this match was quickly turning into a "hardcore" match, rather than a submission match, but I was ok with that. I just want to note that Michael Cole, wasn't crazy here, and was finally just ok. Towards the end, or rather towards the midpoint, Morrison climbed to the top of a steel barricade about 15 feet up and hit a cross body on Miz & Bryan which just looked great. Shades of Superfly Snuka, he dove at least 15 feet...it was insane! John MOrrison had this match won with a Texas Cloverleaf on Miz but Alex Riley came out to stop it, and that left Daniel Bryan and Miz fighting on the ramp, to which Bryan locked in the Label Lock, forcing Miz to tap out clean. Bryan retains in a hard fought match. Michael Cole finally admitted that Bryan is the real deal! Not a 4 star match, but quite the fast paced, good overall submissions match. I liked it. A good opener.
The Second match of the night, oddly enough, was the WWE Title match and the first of two Hell In The Cell matches. Orton and Sheamus, second? I guess.
Randy Orton defeated Sheamus in a Hell in the Cell Match
There was no blood. There was some sweat, and this match was NOT brutal. There were some nice shots, and some good overall back and forth points, but Orton essentially buried Sheamus here. Orton's ribs were getting messed up throughout the match, but Sheamus hit Orton with EVERYTHING and Orton kicked out. He kicked out of chair shots, stair shots, the bro kick, and so much more. Super Orton hit the RKO to the Steel Steps and didn't look hurt or tired after he won. UGH! John Cena 2.0 is what we are seeing. The match was ok...just ok. It wasn't worth the price of admission, that's for sure. Orton wins. No one cares. This was NOT hell! Not even top 5 or Top 10...nothing.
Alberto Del Rio came out and cut a promo. He was stopped by Edge, who cut a promo, and then right when they were going to fight, Jack Swagger came out and talked about how he should be on the PPV.
Edge defeated Jack Swagger
The general manager computer said that Edge would face Swagger, so that match started next. The two put on an ok match, but the crowd was dead silent, and rightfully so. These two in an impromptu match? Not worth it. The rated PG "R" supserstar won this one...in one of the most boring matches I've ever seen. Edge wins...and no one, not even the crowd cared.
Wade Barrett defeated John Cena
For whatever reason the crowd was fully behind this one, and they were vocal about it. The match was another "John Cena" classic, meaning it was just back and forth with no real crazy action. Nexus came out and didn't interfere, and the locker room came down to help and ran them out of town. The match turned into a series of power moves and kickouts, and the only intriguing thing about this was the stipulation, which I wasn't sure would stick either way. This match was going downhill, and Cena was looking to be the overall winner and it was insane. There was a "FAN" that ran in and they were trying to get him out, meanwhile, a random guy jumped the baricade and hit John Cena with a pipe or something?!? It was weird, and looked "legit" and Cena was knocked out cold! That's right, the old, "random" fan run in thing....Cena was completely knocked out and people were stunned. This is pro wrestling folks, wrestling at its absolute dumbest and finest.
John Cena is now on the Nexus. Is he going to turn HEEL? I hope so. JOHN CENA GOES HEEL!
Natalya defeated Michelle McCool by disqualification
This match had some legit wrestling, which was odd. I liked the wrestling parts of this match, and with Layla getting in the way, this wasn't the worst divas match ever. When given time and some actual options in ring, the divas can go, at least these two can go. Layla threw her shoes at Natalya and got disqualified...and that was that. This match ended terribly, but it had some ok moments.
Kane defeated Undertaker in a hell in the cell match
The main event was the old men slugging away at each other. The final match of the night sucked, plain and simple. To big guys hitting each other with power moves and clothes lines. THere was some cage usage, and Kane got cut on his head, but overall, this was just a terrible match. Lots of punches and lots of power moves, with nearfalls etc. The crowd was dead for a lot of it, but were back in it towards the end. Bearer was locked outside of the cage, and wasn't a major factor until the end. A ref bump forced the officials to open the cage and that's when Paul Bearer came into the ring. Undertaker was going to get the win but Paul Bearer shown the Urn's light into Undertaker's eye and "turned" on him!?! Yes, Bearer Heel Turn! This was the DUMBEST STUPIDEST PIECE OF CRAP FINISH IN WWE HISTORY! Kane used the Urn on Taker! Ugh...so tired of this crap. Kane wins, worst match ever...ugh....so sick of this crap...this is just BS BS! WORST FINISH EVER! WORST! UGH SO SICK OF WWE and these two idiots. KANE SUCKS UNDERTAKER SUCKS UGH!!! BS!
Stupid night of wrestling. There were a few bright spots, but overall? This night of wrestling sucked. Face it. WWE hasn't provided a good ppv in a long time.
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